GET MAD!
Imagine if it really did work like this. Imagine walking up to life’s door and saying take your MS back.
I don’t want it anymore. You have allowed it to reside in my body now for years, but this is your eviction notice, not only that, but you owe me rent.
Since I’m reasonable, Ill only charge you $1 for every shot that I’ve ever taken, so you only owe me about $1700 dollars. See if I were an insurance company, that would be about 75000 dollars, so youre getting off almost scot free.
Yep, not making lemonade life, instead I’m getting mad at you and your manager, but Im not setting fire to your house (as I said before I am reasonable), so you just owe me $1700.
I don’t accept personal checks.
BTW - if you can throw in a pair of yummy heels which I now will be able to wear upon MS’ departure - that would be nice.
Just sayin…
Forcing life to take back its lemons won’t work for everybody.
Tagged as: MS.
Reblogged from: memily
Originally posted by: zenstealth
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burning their house down! he’s saying what we’re all thinking!
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